“Mickey Mouse is having a nasty divorce with Minnie Mouse. Mickey spoke to the judge about the separation. “I’m sorry Mickey, but I can’t legally separate you two on the grounds that Minnie is mentally insane…” Mickey replied, “I didn’t say she was
mentally insane, I said that she’s fucking goofy!”
“Frank Dixon: You could have any man you wanted… why Viktor Navorski?
Amelia: That’s something a man like you could *never* hope to understand.”
Like Sherlock Holmes, it’s not the end!
(Source: runbeforeyawalk, via anyuhh)
mga dahilan kung bakit ayaw manligaw ng mga lalake:
10. nahihiya ako bumili ng flowers
9. “globe ka, smart ako”
8. ayaw sa akin ng friends mo
7. ayaw ko sa friends mo
6. ang layo ng bahay mo
5. andami kong karibal na pogi
4. hindi ako makapagsalita pag nandyan ka
3. baka magkanda leche-leche lang friendship natin
2. irereject mo lang ako
1. di naman kita ganun ka gusto talaga<3
Check out this new “One Peso” coin! Left new/ Old right. 1 million pa lang daw yung ni-release ngayon ng BSP. I had this over a week ago. :)
My Sassy Girl.
After 11 years wala paring kupas. :) one of my favorites!
“Strenghts don’t open big, iron doors but a small key. We all have a key inside of us…to open the door to a new future.”
Minsan lang naman cover. Naputol namatay yung recorder haha! :))
Ang tunay na lalake…CHICKS!!!
Wala na bang magagawa upang ibalik ang mga tala?
Song by: Jacob